Showing posts with label Corporate Bullshit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Corporate Bullshit. Show all posts
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Castrum - Somehow, Call of Duty: Black Ops has managed to sell 23 million copies in its first nine months on store shelves, numbers generally unheard-of outside of Nintendo games.
As well, Black Ops' DLC map packs have collectively sold 18 million at this point in time.
Expect those $15-for-3-maps "deals", as well as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 176 - Warfare Harder, to continue on into the future.
Source: Joystiq
Black Ops Somehow Sells 23 Million In Its First Nine Months
Castrum - Somehow, Call of Duty: Black Ops has managed to sell 23 million copies in its first nine months on store shelves, numbers generally unheard-of outside of Nintendo games.
As well, Black Ops' DLC map packs have collectively sold 18 million at this point in time.
Expect those $15-for-3-maps "deals", as well as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 176 - Warfare Harder, to continue on into the future.
Source: Joystiq
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Resistance 3 Included (Again) With Pre-Order Of Sony 3D TV For Limited Time
MjolnirX - Our titles are getting ridiculously long. We have so much info to pack in them, that there's hardly a point reading any further!
It seem that Sony is, again, including Resistance 3 with the 24" Sony 3D TV, even after pulling the game from the bundle and replacing it with MotorStorm: Apocalypse. This is, however, for a limited time. After September 3rd, you will no longer be able to get Resistance 3 with the bundle.
A 24" 3D TV just doesn't cut it for me. The smallest TV I play games on is 48". Going from my 65" in my living room to 55" in my man-cave was hard enough. I can't see me ever downgrading that far. By no means am I saying this is a bad deal, but I just don't see a market for 24" monitors/TV's. Prove me wrong.
The bundle will include:
- 24" 1080p 240hz Sony TV that will allow to users to see two different images, and includes a built-in subwoofer
- HDMI Cable
- Resistance 3 and/or Motorstorm: Apocalypse
Source: Playstation Blog
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Wal-Mart Rollback For 4GB Xbox 360 Kinect Bundle An "Error"
MjolnirX - It seems Wal-Mart erroneously posted that the 4GB Xbox 360 Kinect Bundle had been "rolled back" to $249 (down from the standard $299). It is not a roll-back, but in fact just an error.
Wal-Mart has since released a notice stating:
We made a mistake in our advertising circular for Sunday, August 29 - Monday, September 5, 2011. On page 19, we advertised an Xbox 360 4GB Console with Kinect for $249. The price was mistakenly labeled as a rollback.
We will honor the $249 retail from Sunday, August 28 - Monday, September 5, 2011, while supplies last. We will not be able to offer rainchecks for this item.
We apologize for the error. We hate to cause you any confusion or inconvenience. We always appreciate your shopping with us and we look forward to saving you even more.Source: Joystiq
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Skyrim
Castrum - So Microsoft has come to yet-another agreement with Bethesda, whereby the Xbox 360 gets "exclusivity" for Skyrim DLC in exchange for a pile of money Microsoft wants to waste.
As this "exclusivity" deal is only for 30 days from the DLC's initial release, I can't see any point in this. This is just another huge waste of money that could have been put towards, say, making Skyrim 360-exclusive in the first place, or simply a 1-year+ DLC deal. Instead, the geniuses at MS have followed in their grand tradition of squandering resources to no avail.
Source: Kotaku
Xbox 360 Getting Skyrim DLC First
Castrum - So Microsoft has come to yet-another agreement with Bethesda, whereby the Xbox 360 gets "exclusivity" for Skyrim DLC in exchange for a pile of money Microsoft wants to waste.
As this "exclusivity" deal is only for 30 days from the DLC's initial release, I can't see any point in this. This is just another huge waste of money that could have been put towards, say, making Skyrim 360-exclusive in the first place, or simply a 1-year+ DLC deal. Instead, the geniuses at MS have followed in their grand tradition of squandering resources to no avail.
Source: Kotaku
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MjolnirX - Gamestop has decided to pull the PC version of Deus Ex: Human Revolution from its store shelves because it contains a redemption code for the OnLive version of the game. This redemption for OnLive is in direct conflict with Gamestop's possibly soon-to-be-announced (maybe?) online game streaming service. Gamestop will still honor all returns and pre-orders, but it will no longer be possible to buy the game from the shelf. Console versions will still be available for purchase.
Source: Joystiq
Gamestop Pulls PC Version Of Deus Ex: Human Revolution From Shelves
MjolnirX - Gamestop has decided to pull the PC version of Deus Ex: Human Revolution from its store shelves because it contains a redemption code for the OnLive version of the game. This redemption for OnLive is in direct conflict with Gamestop's possibly soon-to-be-announced (maybe?) online game streaming service. Gamestop will still honor all returns and pre-orders, but it will no longer be possible to buy the game from the shelf. Console versions will still be available for purchase.
Source: Joystiq
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Castrum - Well, it seems EA and Activision just won't let this slide. The pathetic cat-fight going on between various representatives has hit a new low.
To quote EA's Jeff Brown (responding to this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBYNhvgQhdU):
http://www.joystiq.com/2011/08/19/ea-and-activisions-cat-fight-gets-seriously-insulting/
EA And Activision Fighting Like Schoolgirls, Part 3
Castrum - Well, it seems EA and Activision just won't let this slide. The pathetic cat-fight going on between various representatives has hit a new low.
To quote EA's Jeff Brown (responding to this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBYNhvgQhdU):
"Welcome to the big leagues Eric -- I know you're new in the job but someone should have told you this is an [sic] competitive industry.
"You've got every reason to be nervous. Last year Activision had a 90 share in the shooter category. This year, Battlefield 3 is going to take you down to 60 or 70. At that rate, you'll be out of the category in 2-3 years. If you don't believe me, go to the store and try to buy a copy of Guitar Hero or Tony Hawk."How about this: both games will suck ass equally and are yearly updates with minimal improvements. Problem solved.
http://www.joystiq.com/2011/08/19/ea-and-activisions-cat-fight-gets-seriously-insulting/
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Castrum - One of my favorite games of all-time, Mega Man X2, is coming to Virtual Console. If it wasn't for the massive amount of money/games I lost due to Nintendo tying my Wii downloads just to my broken Wii, I might actually be excited:
Mega Man X2 Coming To Virtual Console
Castrum - One of my favorite games of all-time, Mega Man X2, is coming to Virtual Console. If it wasn't for the massive amount of money/games I lost due to Nintendo tying my Wii downloads just to my broken Wii, I might actually be excited:
The ESRB has rated Mega Man X2 for Wii, meaning it's coming to the Virtual Console in North America at some unknown time. Traditionally, Mega Man releases hit the North American Virtual Console after releasing in Japan, but surprisingly there's been no word yet on a release there.http://www.joystiq.com/2011/08/20/mega-man-x2-receives-rating-for-wii-virtual-console/
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Castrum - I remember when 3 million was an achievement for them:
http://www.joystiq.com/2011/08/18/xbox-live-now-topping-35-million-users/
Xbox Live Now Has 35 Million Users
Castrum - I remember when 3 million was an achievement for them:
Since last January, Xbox Live has grown by another five million users. That's what Xbox Live marketing manager for EMEA Robin Burrowes told me in a meeting this morning where he showed off the new Windows Phone 7 UI-inspired dashboard for the Xbox 360. "Our audience growth is up to 35 million people globally across those 35 countries on Xbox Live itself," he said, explaining that the growth was spurred by the addition of nine new countries at the tail end of 2010.Also, an interesting little tidbit:
Though he couldn't speak to the divide in terms of paid Xbox Live members versus unpaid (last we heard, there were over 12 million Gold subscribers), he did note that Microsoft is earning "more revenue from the transaction space than the subscription space."Why are we paying for Live Gold again?
http://www.joystiq.com/2011/08/18/xbox-live-now-topping-35-million-users/
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Castrum - Looks like that console-to-PC port didn't turn out well:
http://kotaku.com/5832380/from-dusts-pc-release-is-a-man+made-disaster
From Dust On PC Is Shit
Castrum - Looks like that console-to-PC port didn't turn out well:
Ubisoft's release of From Dust on the PC has been, in every sense of the word, a disaster. Just the fact that the game requires an always-on Internet connection—putting the lie to earlier claims that it wouldn't—is a throat-slash to its credibility. The additional fact it's a glitch-strewn port of a console game is the cherry atop a shit sundae for a raving mad PC gaming community.
A locked 30 fps framerate that frequently skips, jaggy graphics and no way to improve them, bugs and glitches by themselves would be enough to alienate PC gamers who resent getting console leftovers. But the DRM is its own Godzilla-sized PR disaster, especially as Ubisoft originally said that reports of a mandatory always-on connection were erroneous. Yet after From Dust's release, Ubisoft evidently deleted and then restored the post in its official forums making that claim. For the record, Ubisoft now confirms that, yes, you'll need to be connected to the Internet to launch the game, no matter what.
Now Steam is said to be offering refunds to those who purchased From Dust, based on the misrepresentations of its DRM.
http://kotaku.com/5832380/from-dusts-pc-release-is-a-man+made-disaster
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Castrum - Yes, you read that right:
http://kotaku.com/5831662/brace-yourself-for-so-many-more-call-of-duty-websites
Activision Planning For Call Of Duty: Black Ops 6
Castrum - Yes, you read that right:
The folks at website Fusible believe Activision has registered the following websites: CODBlackOps3.com, CODBlackOps4.com,CODBlackOps5.com, CODBlackOps6.com,BlackOps4.com, BlackOps5.com,BlackOps6.com, CallOfDutyBlackOps3.com,CallOfDutyBlackOps4.com,CallOfDutyBlackOps5.com, CallOfDutyBlackOps6.com, CallofDutyMW5.com, and CallofDutyMW6.com.Guess Bobby Kotick is planning to exploit the fuck out of this one.
http://kotaku.com/5831662/brace-yourself-for-so-many-more-call-of-duty-websites
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Castrum - Nintendo once again proves why hardcore gamers hate them so much:
http://kotaku.com/5831815/nintendo-of-america-you-are-really-smart-or-mean
Nintendo Tells North America To Take It Like A Bitch
Castrum - Nintendo once again proves why hardcore gamers hate them so much:
The games some American Wii owners have been pleading with Nintendo to release in the United States are finally being translated to English and released... in Europe.
In a body blow as devastating to American Wii loyalists as the one that floored King Hippo, Nintendo of Europe announced today that they'll follow up the European August release of role-playing game Xenoblade Chronicles with 2012 releases of action game Pandora's Tower and acclaimed (from-the-father-of-Final-Fantasy) RPG The Last Story.
All three games were made and released in Japan. All three are thought to be pretty good. All three have not been released in America, despite fan pleas, petitions and a letter-writing campaign that involved sending meat to Nintendo of America headquarters.
http://kotaku.com/5831815/nintendo-of-america-you-are-really-smart-or-mean
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Warhammer Online Reduced To A CTF Match
Castrum - Sad to see such a great IP brought so low by mediocre developers (Mythic) and the tyranny of WoW:
I played WAR a few years back, and the game had absolutely beautiful graphics and main cities, as well as several features Blizzard blatantly ripped-off and passed-off as their own in WoW (Tome of Knowledge/Archaeology comes to mind). I just wish it hadn't come to this.
http://kotaku.com/5831286/warhammer-online-wrath-of-heroes-is-a-new-6v6v6-game-free-to-pc-this-fall/gallery/1
I played WAR a few years back, and the game had absolutely beautiful graphics and main cities, as well as several features Blizzard blatantly ripped-off and passed-off as their own in WoW (Tome of Knowledge/Archaeology comes to mind). I just wish it hadn't come to this.
http://kotaku.com/5831286/warhammer-online-wrath-of-heroes-is-a-new-6v6v6-game-free-to-pc-this-fall/gallery/1
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Castrum - It would appear Nintendo has decided to corner the market on Single-Player games that can optionally become Multiplayer:
I call Patent Trolling.
http://kotaku.com/5830500/nintendo-seeks-to-patent-the-massively-singleplayer-online-game
Nintendo Patenting Single-Player MMOs
Castrum - It would appear Nintendo has decided to corner the market on Single-Player games that can optionally become Multiplayer:
Back in 2010, Nintendo filed a patent application for something called a "massively single-playing online game," something whose interactions don't take place in real time and what sounds a little Animal Crossing-ish (above).
According to GameSpot, which found the filing, the MSO(?) would be an environment where players' actions and choices affect the world they and everyone else inhabit. Economic systems are a good example, one Nintendo used in the filing.
I call Patent Trolling.
http://kotaku.com/5830500/nintendo-seeks-to-patent-the-massively-singleplayer-online-game
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Castrum - Seems MS might have had a hiccup in the system:
Smells like opportunism to me.
http://kotaku.com/5830176/class-action-lawsuit-accuses-microsoft-of-double+billing-xbox-live-subscriptions
Microsoft Getting Sued For Double-Billing
Castrum - Seems MS might have had a hiccup in the system:
Microsoft must defend its Xbox Live billing policies in a class action lawsuit filed this week in Indiana. Plaintiff Ryan Graves says he was double-charged for a subscription under "vague and onerous terms of use" for the console service membership.
Graves says that his Xbox Live subscription lapsed when he didn't update his credit card information; when he renewed the account later with a new card, Microsoft billed him for a new sub and the one that had expired, reports Gamasutra.
Graves, in his court complaint, says he was told the billing was "not a mistake," and that he would receive a two-year subscription to Xbox Live. Graves said basically, fuck that, he didn't order any two-year subscription. And so now this is going to court.
Smells like opportunism to me.
http://kotaku.com/5830176/class-action-lawsuit-accuses-microsoft-of-double+billing-xbox-live-subscriptions
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Castrum - Looks like THQ is downsizing pretty fierce:
I never cared for the MX vs. ATV series, though I did hear de Blob was a decent game or two. I'm sure there will be many who will miss Red Faction, however I won't be one of them (didn't particularly enjoy RF: Guerrila). As for Homefront, I actually enjoyed it to a fair degree, mostly because I'm a History nerd and I'm into politics (the gameplay itself wasn't too bad either). Sad to see the series ending so abruptly.
http://kotaku.com/5829346/thq-cuts-200-jobs-mx-vs-atv-series-de-blob-studio-and-more
THQ Gutting Its Studios
Castrum - Looks like THQ is downsizing pretty fierce:
No longer on THQ's slate is the MX vs. ATV racing game franchise. The most recent entry, MX vs. ATV Alive, was released earlier this year. Seemingly also gone are properties like de Blob. Australian developer Blue Tongue is now closed as is THQ's Brisbane studio, which was working on a video game based on Marvel's The Avengers. THQ will also eliminate its development studio in Phoenix.
The publisher said last month that its Red Faction property is all-but dead as well, that it "[does] not intend to carry forward with that franchise in any meaningful way." In June, it closed Homefront developer Kaos Studios. THQ did not mention one of its other upcoming titles, the Valhalla Games-developed Devil's Third, which recently slipped to 2013.
I never cared for the MX vs. ATV series, though I did hear de Blob was a decent game or two. I'm sure there will be many who will miss Red Faction, however I won't be one of them (didn't particularly enjoy RF: Guerrila). As for Homefront, I actually enjoyed it to a fair degree, mostly because I'm a History nerd and I'm into politics (the gameplay itself wasn't too bad either). Sad to see the series ending so abruptly.
http://kotaku.com/5829346/thq-cuts-200-jobs-mx-vs-atv-series-de-blob-studio-and-more
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Castrum - So Portal 2 is now $30 on Steam, which quite honestly should have been its launch price. Hell, it should be the launch price of any FPS these days with a 4 - 10-hour storyline (which, admittedly, would be most of them). I may pick this up now, though chances are I'll be waiting for Steam's annual Christmas Sale before I partake:
http://kotaku.com/5828879/portal-2-is-now-cheaper
Portal 2 Now $30, The Price It Should Always Have Been
Castrum - So Portal 2 is now $30 on Steam, which quite honestly should have been its launch price. Hell, it should be the launch price of any FPS these days with a 4 - 10-hour storyline (which, admittedly, would be most of them). I may pick this up now, though chances are I'll be waiting for Steam's annual Christmas Sale before I partake:
http://kotaku.com/5828879/portal-2-is-now-cheaper
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Castrum - So it would seem that certain 3DSes are actually having their paint chip and peel off after extended usage. Guess hardware bullshit is the name of the game these days.
http://kotaku.com/5828584/more-nintendo-3ds-dpad-woes
The 3DS Is A Shoddy Piece Of Crap
Castrum - So it would seem that certain 3DSes are actually having their paint chip and peel off after extended usage. Guess hardware bullshit is the name of the game these days.
http://kotaku.com/5828584/more-nintendo-3ds-dpad-woes
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Castrum - As mediocre as I believe Minecraft is (though I loved Terraria, which is only vaguely like Minecraft), it's great to see an indie developer not just make it big and then hand the keys off to one of the three or four publishers who own virtually every AAA game released these days:
Minecraft Not For Sale To EA
Castrum - As mediocre as I believe Minecraft is (though I loved Terraria, which is only vaguely like Minecraft), it's great to see an indie developer not just make it big and then hand the keys off to one of the three or four publishers who own virtually every AAA game released these days:
Well, EA came to see us. I think they had plans, but the picked up the vibe. Nothing has been said since – it's all very high politics.
According to Develop, Riccitiello made a special trip to Stockholm just to visit the house of Minecraft. I contacted EA for confirmation, and was told that while EA doesn't comment on their mergers and acquisitions activity, "John's trips to Sweden are more likely related to marveling at the progress DICE has made on Battlefield 3."Notch also confirmed the DICE visit with me. "He was visiting DICE primarily, but spent a long lunch with us," he said. "Nobody ever mentioned anything about any M&A during that lunch, but there has been definite hints earlier from other people at EA."
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Castrum - Sony's first-party studios (and second-party as well). This has also been the key to Nintendo's success.
If Microsoft had been smart, they would have realized this and begun buying up developers left and right at the dawn of this gen. Instead, they offloaded Ensemble, lost Bungie, gave up on buying BioWare before EA did, and handed the most overrated game developer of all-time, Peter Molyneux, a big fat cheque so he could continue churning out Fable 1 with minor improvements every couple of years.
Also note that FASA Studios, of MechAssault fame, was similarly killed by MS.
http://kotaku.com/5827180/just-how-many-game-studios-does-sony-own-anyway
The Key To Sony's Success
Castrum - Sony's first-party studios (and second-party as well). This has also been the key to Nintendo's success.
If Microsoft had been smart, they would have realized this and begun buying up developers left and right at the dawn of this gen. Instead, they offloaded Ensemble, lost Bungie, gave up on buying BioWare before EA did, and handed the most overrated game developer of all-time, Peter Molyneux, a big fat cheque so he could continue churning out Fable 1 with minor improvements every couple of years.
Also note that FASA Studios, of MechAssault fame, was similarly killed by MS.
http://kotaku.com/5827180/just-how-many-game-studios-does-sony-own-anyway
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Castrum - Title says it all.
Personally, I've been hoping for the 3DS to bomb horribly and kill this asinine 3D fad once and for all, so this can only be seen as good news. Maybe now Nintendo will suffer for choosing Casuals over Hardcores, though I'm not holding my breath.
http://kotaku.com/5827105/nintendos-president-addresses-3ds-owners-who-may-feel-betrayed-by-sudden-price-drop
After Months Of Consumers Not Giving A Shit, Nintendo Drops 3DS Price And Pisses Off Fanboys
Castrum - Title says it all.
Personally, I've been hoping for the 3DS to bomb horribly and kill this asinine 3D fad once and for all, so this can only be seen as good news. Maybe now Nintendo will suffer for choosing Casuals over Hardcores, though I'm not holding my breath.
http://kotaku.com/5827105/nintendos-president-addresses-3ds-owners-who-may-feel-betrayed-by-sudden-price-drop
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